i don't even like the term crack pairing but...

[drown]

If you're going to write a supposedly 'crack' pairing, do it with CONVICTION, dammit. Because if you don't have any support for a pair, how is anyone else supposed to? Don't pussyfoot around all, "yeah, this will never happen." Thanks for the scintillating update! Make us believe, you unimaginative buffoon, worry about it post facto AND FOLLOW YOUR HEART.